Blue Gal Compares and Contrasts Cosmopolitan and Esquire's Advice

How did I miss posting this when I first composed it? Anyway, back in September Blue Gal explained why she reads Esquire Magazine instead of Cosmopolitan…

Cosmo’s sex advice for women: Wear your thong as a hair tie.

Esquire’s sex advice for men: “Your primary objective must be to make her very, very, very happy. Because it is easy to make you happy. You can do that all by yourself—even with one hand tied behind your back.”

She said it here.

...which explains why I read Blue Gal.

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Love you too, honey. xo

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Usually if I’m getting “hot and heavy” I’m untying my hair, but clearly I was underinformed.

(Also, I would worry that afterwards I would go out and forget I had a thong on my head and it would be really obvious to everyone.)

(Also, I wear shorts. But now we’re really out of the realm of any woman who could conceivably exist, let alone have sex.)

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